About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
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'Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.'
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I can picture Neil Young telling this to his wife.
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Originally posted by fredo View PostI can picture Neil Young telling this to his wife.
I`m sure there is a dog joke lurking some where.....
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Originally posted by Assassin View PostI`m sure there is a dog joke lurking some where.....
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Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.
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Keep this quiet
if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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