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    A salesman calls at a house and the door is answered by a stunning blonde lady wearing very little
    she invites him in and they have a natter over a brew
    he notices a child playing in the next room and she explains that she's a child minder and that the little five year old is a very clever and gifted child

    He's not impressed and says that he could do anything that a five year old 'gifted' child could

    So she challenges him to a test

    the woman asks the young lad to come and sit on her knee and give her a cuddle
    the man is then asked to come and sit on her other knee and cuddle her

    the woman leans over a kisses the child
    The man gladly kisses her also

    She then asks the youngster to rub her bottom
    The man is made up and does the same

    She then pops a tit out and get the little lad to squeeze it
    The man cannot believe his luck and has a go as well

    She then says to the little lad
    " right Billy, get your little todger out and bend it "




    Keep this quiet
    if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p



    #2


    Did your finger hover for a while on that one???
    "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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      #3


      certainly did mate, bit risky ?



      Keep this quiet
      if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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        #4
        Originally posted by tufty View Post


        certainly did mate, bit risky ?
        I think you got away with it.
        "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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          #5
          Now that one I like
          "Through me the way into the suffering city,
          Through me the way to the eternal pain,
          Through me the way that runs among the lost.
          Justice urged on my high artificer;
          My maker was divine authority,
          The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
          Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
          And I endure eternally.
          Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


          And like that… he's gone

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            #6
            Originally posted by The Reaper View Post
            Now that one I like



            my work here is done !!





            Keep this quiet
            if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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              #7
              If the bloke in the joke was Pele it wouldn't have worked mind.
              "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                #8
                Originally posted by looprevil View Post
                If the bloke in the joke was Pele it wouldn't have worked mind.
                Justice for the 96

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                  #9
                  flmao

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