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    #1

    Heroin

    Two heroin addicts have been rushed to hospital after injecting themselves with curry powder by mistake
    Both are in intensive care
    Doctors say one has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma
    Last edited by tufty; 18-07-08, 10:32 AM.



    Keep this quiet
    if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

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      #3
      Was it you that stole Bob Monkhouse's joke book?
      "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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        #4
        No, that ****er copied mine





        RIP Bob



        Keep this quiet
        if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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