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    Love Poems

    I am a little mouse called Keith
    I circumsize men with my teeth
    I don't do it for leisure
    or sexual pleasure
    I do it for the cheese underneath


    There was a young man called Dan Ducket
    Who's dick was so long he could suck it
    He said with a grin
    wiping spunk from his chin
    " if my ear was a fanny I'd **** it "





    Keep this quiet
    if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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    #2
    Somebody has woken up with a lot of sunshine in their soul today
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

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      #3
      the truth is my phone inbox was getting full and I was doing some clearing down of old stuff




      Keep this quiet
      if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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        #4
        there was this little bird with a broken wing

        could not fly, could not sing.

        useless *******
        "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

        "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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          #5
          There was a young vampire called Mable,
          Who's periods were heavy but stable.
          At every full moon,
          She took out a spoon.
          And drank herself under the table..!
          His armband proved he was a RED. Torres, Torres.

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            #6
            LITTLE JACK HORNER SAT IN THE CORNER
            LICKING HIS GIRLFRIEND DRY
            HE STUCK OUT HIS TONGUE
            AND TASTED THE CUM
            AND REPLIED
            **** THIS IS BETTER THAN PIE

            There was a young lady from berlin who had a mighty big Quim it was'nt the size that attracted the flies but the jelly that hung round the rim!


            SOME FANNYS R TIGHT & FIT LIKE A GLOVE. SOME FANNYS R LOOSE & NO GOOD 4 LUV, BUT THE WAY 4 LOVING & KEEPIN U FITTER IS ROLLING HER OVER & BANGING HER ****TER.
            You'll Never Walk Alone

            Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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