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    Bond

    James Bond is sat at a bar and keeps looking at his watch
    After a couple of minutes a gorgeous blonde with big tits comes over to him and aks him
    " Is your date late ? "
    Bond replies " No, this special watch gives me information on anyone near me. For example its telling me you haven't got any panties on "
    " Ah, but I have got panties on " says the blonde
    Bond taps the watch
    " ****in things an hour fast "




    Keep this quiet
    if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p



    #2
    "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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      #3
      Has it really taken you 4 days to get this?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Reece View Post
        Has it really taken you 4 days to get this?
        My internet has been on/off so I have struggled to keep up to date with the latest Tufty classics.
        "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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          #5
          Not bad for a tufty!!!!!
          You'll Never Walk Alone

          Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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