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    A Grasshopper....

    walks into a bar and asks for pint.

    The barman says "Hey, we've got a cocktail named after you"

    The Grasshopper says "What, you have a cocktail named Steve".
    Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


    Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.
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    Come back, Tufty; all is forgiven.
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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



    May the Lord bless this post.

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      #3
      Hey, it's not that bad!!
      Klopp on LFC vs MUFC (March 9th 2016) - "This is why I love football. This is why we watched it when we were young. I can still not have enough of it."


      Always, keep your face to the sun, and shadows will fall behind you.

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        #4
        Tufty Tufty


        Aza

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          #5
          Originally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
          Hey, it's not that bad!!
          It is mate
          The stars are shining like rebel diamonds cut out of the sun.

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