A businessman is driving along in his new Rolls Royce when he see's a young girl on the verge eating the grass
He is shocked so pulls over
" What are you doing love ? "
" We are new to this country sir and very poor, we have no food and I am very hungry "
" Thats terrible, your coming home with me "
" Thats very kind sir, could I bring my little brother please ? "
" Of course you can "
" and my Mama and Papa ? "
" The more the merrier "
" and my uncle and auntie ? "
" Now hang on love, just how big do you think my ****in lawn is ? "
He is shocked so pulls over
" What are you doing love ? "
" We are new to this country sir and very poor, we have no food and I am very hungry "
" Thats terrible, your coming home with me "
" Thats very kind sir, could I bring my little brother please ? "
" Of course you can "
" and my Mama and Papa ? "
" The more the merrier "
" and my uncle and auntie ? "
" Now hang on love, just how big do you think my ****in lawn is ? "
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