Murphy calls 2 c his mate Paddy who has a broken leg, Paddy says, "Me feet r freezing mate, cud u nip upstairs and get my slippers?"
"No bother" and Murphy runs upstairs.
There r Paddys 2 stunning 19 yr old twin daughters sitting on their bed.
"Hello girls, ur Da sent me up here 2 shag ye both".
"F**k off ya liar" they say.
"I'll prove it" says Murph.
So he shouts downstairs, "Both of th gem Pat?",
"Of course whats the use in f**king one!"
"No bother" and Murphy runs upstairs.
There r Paddys 2 stunning 19 yr old twin daughters sitting on their bed.
"Hello girls, ur Da sent me up here 2 shag ye both".
"F**k off ya liar" they say.
"I'll prove it" says Murph.
So he shouts downstairs, "Both of th gem Pat?",
"Of course whats the use in f**king one!"