A man with no arms and legs was sitting on a blanket on the beach.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said: "No."
She gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said: "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said: "No."
She gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said: "Have you ever been screwed?"
The fellow said sadly: "No."
She said: "You will be when the tide comes in!"
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said: "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said: "No."
She gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said: "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said: "No."
She gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said: "Have you ever been screwed?"
The fellow said sadly: "No."
She said: "You will be when the tide comes in!"
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