crashes and they're all killed
At the pearly gates they are met by St Peter who lines them up and asks them if they have ever been in contact with a penis
A nun steps forward and says she once touched one with her finger. St Peter tells her she must dip her finger in the bowl of holy water at the entrance
Another nun says that she once fondled one. St Peter tells her to put her hand in the bowl of holy water
Suddenly theres a commotion at the back as a nun pushes through to the front. St Peter asks the nun why she is rushing forward
" If I'm going to have to gargle that water I want to do it before Sister Anne has dipped her arse in it !! "
At the pearly gates they are met by St Peter who lines them up and asks them if they have ever been in contact with a penis
A nun steps forward and says she once touched one with her finger. St Peter tells her she must dip her finger in the bowl of holy water at the entrance
Another nun says that she once fondled one. St Peter tells her to put her hand in the bowl of holy water
Suddenly theres a commotion at the back as a nun pushes through to the front. St Peter asks the nun why she is rushing forward
" If I'm going to have to gargle that water I want to do it before Sister Anne has dipped her arse in it !! "
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