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    #16
    Originally posted by Darkon View Post
    Is that a joke?
    It's actually quite a clever play on words, a pun if you will - Toe-knee or Tony

    Nobody else got any then???

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      #17
      Originally posted by Scaramanga View Post
      It's actually quite a clever play on words, a pun if you will - Toe-knee or Tony

      Nobody else got any then???
      What do you call a man with a spade on his head?




      Doug




      What do you call a woman that's full of holes?


      Annette




      What do you call a man in a bush?



      Russell





      What do you call a man made out of rubber?




      Johnny



      Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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        #18
        What do you call a man standing next to a hole holding a shovel?

        Doug.

        What do you call a man standing next to a small hole holding a shovel?

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          #19
          Dougless

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            #20
            What do you call an Indian fella with one leg?
















            Balan Singh











            Russian Prostitute?
            Nikkaz Onanov






            Gay Scottish dentist?
            Phil McCavity
            Last edited by Reaper; 06-08-08, 12:29 AM.
            "Through me the way into the suffering city,
            Through me the way to the eternal pain,
            Through me the way that runs among the lost.
            Justice urged on my high artificer;
            My maker was divine authority,
            The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
            Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
            And I endure eternally.
            Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


            And like that… he's gone

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              #21
              man with a seagull on his head
              cliff

              man lying in soil
              pete

              with with no arms or legs in the sea
              bob

              man with 2" knob
              justin



              Keep this quiet
              if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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                #22
                A woman with one leg longer than the other

                Eileen

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                  #23
                  What do you call a man with a plank on his head?








                  Edward
                  I don't need a lift, I need ammunition

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                    #24
                    What do you call a man with 2 planks on his head?








                    Edward Wood
                    I don't need a lift, I need ammunition

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                      #25
                      What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head?








                      Edward Woodwood
                      I don't need a lift, I need ammunition

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                        #26
                        What do you call a man with 4 planks on his head?








                        I don't know but Edward Woodwood would.
                        I don't need a lift, I need ammunition

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                          #27
                          What do you call a woman with sausage eggs bacon and chips on her head?







                          Cafe.
                          "I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"



                          "of all the seasons...of ALL the bloody seasons...

                          www.disclosureproject.org

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