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    FTT's best chat up line

    We can do this one of two ways;

    Rohypnol or necrophilia....Your decision.
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

    #2


    "does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
    Felching ≠ Gerbilling

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      #3
      "Hey there, need some help staining your sheets?"





      Hey, baby.... are you free tonight?

      No?

      Well then, how much do you charge?
      "Through me the way into the suffering city,
      Through me the way to the eternal pain,
      Through me the way that runs among the lost.
      Justice urged on my high artificer;
      My maker was divine authority,
      The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
      Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
      And I endure eternally.
      Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


      And like that… he's gone

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