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    #1

    Difference?

    What's the difference between a cricket ball and a Jo Brands cunt?








    If you tried really, really, really hard, harder than you ever tried before.......







    you could probably eat a cricket ball...
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone
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    Keep this quiet
    if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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      #3


      I love Jo but that is hilarious!

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        #4
        whats the difference between a constipated owl and a bad marksman ?

        One shoots but can't hit .....





        Keep this quiet
        if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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          #5
          Originally posted by tufty View Post
          whats the difference between a constipated owl and a bad marksman ?

          One shoots but can't hit .....


          pretty good actually
          Originally posted by fah-q
          Didn't someone once see Philip Schofield ****ting into a crisp packet?

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            #6
            Difference between a New years reveler in Trafalgar Square and Sherpa Tensing?

            One mucks about in a fountain the other...
            "Through me the way into the suffering city,
            Through me the way to the eternal pain,
            Through me the way that runs among the lost.
            Justice urged on my high artificer;
            My maker was divine authority,
            The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
            Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
            And I endure eternally.
            Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


            And like that… he's gone

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              #7




              then theres the old ones,


              Debbie Magee and Paul Daniels
              Ones got a cunning stunt ..........


              Egg and a wank
              You can beat an egg


              and the clean one (sorry)


              Oak Tree and a tight boot
              One makes acorns ..........



              Keep this quiet
              if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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                #8
                Whats the difference between a boxing glove and Jade Goody....











                You can only get one fist in a boxing glove

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Assassin View Post
                  Whats the difference between a boxing glove and Jade Goody....











                  You can only get one fist in a boxing glove

                  Is there a story here!!!
                  "I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"



                  "of all the seasons...of ALL the bloody seasons...

                  www.disclosureproject.org

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