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    A little boy was excited about his first day at school.
    So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class
    started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to
    the bathroom. So he raised his hand politely to ask if
    he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but
    asked him to be quick.

    Five minutes later he returned, looking more desperate
    and embarrassed. "I can't find it", he admitted.

    The teacher sat him down and drew him a little diagram
    to where he should go and asked him if he will be able
    to find it now. The boy looked at the diagram, said "yes"
    and goes on his way.

    Five minutes later he returned to the class room and says
    to the teacher "I can't find it".

    Frustrated, the teacher asked Jon, a boy who has been at
    the school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom.

    So two fellas go together and five minutes later they
    both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks
    Jon, "Well, did you find it?"

    Jon is quick with his reply: "Oh sure, he just had his
    boxer shorts on backwards"
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    Pen-pushing, desk-sucking, blotter-jotter
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