and hops up onto the counter and orders a pint of carlsberg and a toasted
ham and cheese sandwich. no bother says the barman. the rabbit eats his
sanwich and drinks his pint and goes home. next day at the same time the
rabbit returs to the bar and orders a pint of carlsberg and a toasted ham and
cheese sandwich. no bother says the barman. the rabbit eats his sanwich
and drinks his pint and goes home. the barman is amazed at this little talking
rabbit and tells all his friends about it.. so the following day the bar is packed
in anticipation of the rabbits arrival. sure enough the rabbit arrives and hops
up onto to the bar and orders a pint of carlsberg and a toasted ham and
cheese sandwich...... the bar man returns with the pint and tells the rabbit
he has no ham and cheese toasted sandwiches left. would you like a cheese,
tomato and onion toasted sandwich instead???? the rabbit says yes please.
the rabbit eats his sandwich, drinks his pint and heads off never to return..
about a year later the barman is locking up and as he turns the key in the
front door he looks up only to see what looks like a ghost of a rabbit.
so he talks to the rabbit -
is that you mr rabbit that used to come in here???? ......yes it is.
are you dead?? yes replied the rabbit
what heppened to you????
after a brief pause the rabbit replied -
i think it was mixinmetoasties
ham and cheese sandwich. no bother says the barman. the rabbit eats his
sanwich and drinks his pint and goes home. next day at the same time the
rabbit returs to the bar and orders a pint of carlsberg and a toasted ham and
cheese sandwich. no bother says the barman. the rabbit eats his sanwich
and drinks his pint and goes home. the barman is amazed at this little talking
rabbit and tells all his friends about it.. so the following day the bar is packed
in anticipation of the rabbits arrival. sure enough the rabbit arrives and hops
up onto to the bar and orders a pint of carlsberg and a toasted ham and
cheese sandwich...... the bar man returns with the pint and tells the rabbit
he has no ham and cheese toasted sandwiches left. would you like a cheese,
tomato and onion toasted sandwich instead???? the rabbit says yes please.
the rabbit eats his sandwich, drinks his pint and heads off never to return..
about a year later the barman is locking up and as he turns the key in the
front door he looks up only to see what looks like a ghost of a rabbit.
so he talks to the rabbit -
is that you mr rabbit that used to come in here???? ......yes it is.
are you dead?? yes replied the rabbit
what heppened to you????
after a brief pause the rabbit replied -
i think it was mixinmetoasties
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