my mate

[Elvoz]

asked if i wanted to run a marathon

i said no chance but when he told me it was for disabled and blind kids









i thought **** it i could win that

A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'Can I please have a KitKat
Chunky?'
The lady behind the counter gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to
him.
'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch....




how do you get a fat bird into bed ?


a piece o cake

[Fubar]

LMFAO. ha ha. brightened a dull morning

[Sisterstiffticket]

asked if i wanted to run a marathon

i said no chance but when he told me it was for disabled and blind kids

i thought **** it i could win that

One of the funniest things I ever read. My stomach is still hurting.

[PTP]

Jimmy Carr?

[Sisterstiffticket]

Sounds like a Jimmy Carr line. Spot on. Another comedian who has now matured into a class act.