A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her
rightaway. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He
said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she
consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at avery
nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of
his towel,climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck,
followed bythree rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened
out andcut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came
backand lay down on the towel. She said, 'That was incredible !' He said, 'I
used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more
about each other as we went along.' So she got up, jumped in the pool and
started doing lengths. Afterseventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool,
lay down on her towel andwas hardly out of breath. He said, 'That was
incredible ! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer ?' 'No,' she said, 'I was
a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both sides of the Mersey'
rightaway. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He
said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.' So she
consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at avery
nice resort. One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of
his towel,climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck,
followed bythree rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened
out andcut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came
backand lay down on the towel. She said, 'That was incredible !' He said, 'I
used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more
about each other as we went along.' So she got up, jumped in the pool and
started doing lengths. Afterseventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool,
lay down on her towel andwas hardly out of breath. He said, 'That was
incredible ! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer ?' 'No,' she said, 'I was
a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both sides of the Mersey'
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