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    #1

    International Toilet Rountines

    I was leaving a public toilet yesterday when an this ****in Yank said, "Gee, I noticed you didn't wash your hands. In the States, we're taught to always wash our hands after going to the bathroom."

    I replied "In the UK, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone
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    #2
    an oldie but a goodie
    #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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      #3
      someone aksed me which hand I used to wipe my arse

      I told the dirty ******* I used paper !!



      Keep this quiet
      if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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        #4
        I would have said "Yer Ma's!"
        "Through me the way into the suffering city,
        Through me the way to the eternal pain,
        Through me the way that runs among the lost.
        Justice urged on my high artificer;
        My maker was divine authority,
        The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
        Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
        And I endure eternally.
        Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


        And like that… he's gone

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