gary glitter has finally been given

[Elvoz]

a date for his release





she,s 18 but with her make up on she looks 12

[slimbimjim]

wa wa wa wa waaaaaaaah

[Subby]

[RoadEnd]

[Subby]

The Welsh parliament is concerned about Gary Glitter's wish to return to the UK

He has heard there are some well hung kids in Bridgend


..think this might be in bad taste joke thread

[Sisterstiffticket]

Brill...lmfao! Thanks Subby.

[rodo]

breaking news gary glitter has been re-arrested police raided his home and found class b drugs in his kitchen class a in his living room and class 5c in his bedroom

[Subby]

Q. What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a
schoolgirl's ring?
A. Gary Glitter

Gary Glitter and his girlfriend are in Blockbuster to hire a video
for the evening. Mr. Glitter's girlfriend asks him what he wants to watch.
he says
"How about we get Aladdin ?". His girlfriend says........
"Can't we just get a video, you're in enough trouble already."

Gary Glitter was on a ship with 100 boy scouts and 100 girl guides
when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced "We're
sinking!
Everyone abandon ship!"
Gary Glitter asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Funk the children!"
Gary Glitter looked around eagerly and said "Do we have time?"

What's the difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter?
The greyhounds wait for the hare.

What is the worst thing about being Gary Glitter?
You have to go to bed before 7.00

How do you know when it is bedtime at the Glitter residence?
When the big hand touches the small hand

Have you heard about Gary Glitter's New Book?
It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

A young boy and Gary Glitter are out at night, walking towards the
forest.
The boy says, "It's dark! I don't like it! I'm scared!"
Gary Glitter says, "You're scared! I've got to walk back out of
here on my own!"

Gary Glitter is sitting in his living room surfing the internet on
his laptop. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and
his girlfriend storms through.
She screams, "You funking !" and she heads into the bedroom.
Stunned, Gary flips off the computer and walks toward the bedroom,
wondering, "Now what have I done?"
Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase.
He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist
says that I
should leave you and that you're a paedophile!"
Gary responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for an 8 year old."

Have you heard? Gary Glitter has pulled out of Children In Need...

[Guest]

a date for his release





she,s 18 but with her make up on she looks 12

FFS, use proper punctuation for once.

[Angryred]

FFS, use proper punctuation for once.

I betcha Gary wish he did too in Bangkok!

[lfcchris]

Gary Glitter said he wants to go somewhere and be left alone, and where there is no chance of media coverage. Everton's David Moyes has offered him a 3 year contract.


Gary Glitter has tried to commit suicide by throwing himself into the sea. He was saved by a life guard who found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy


It is now illegal to wear your clothes on the wrong part of your body. Take Gary Glitter for example who was jailed for putting a thai on his cock

[Chiccada]

Gary Glitter bought 100 cases of Glenfiddich scotch whisky today. The salesman told him its a cheeky little twelve year old that goes down well.

[Stanbull]

Whats the difference between Gary Glitter & Acne?











Acne waits till your 13 before it comes on your face