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    #1

    A guy walks into a bar.....

    with a Giraffe.

    The guy says to the barman "Can I have a pint please"?

    Barman says "£2.00 please mate"

    The guy says "I've got no cash on me, I'll have to nip to the cash machine".

    He darts off to the machine and the barman says

    "You can't leave that lying here!"

    The guy says "It's not a Lion, it's a Giraffe".
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    #2
    Originally posted by Slinky Skills View Post
    with a Giraffe.

    The guy says to the barman "Can I have a pint please"?

    Barman says "£2.00 please mate"

    The guy says "I've got no cash on me, I'll have to nip to the cash machine".

    He darts off to the machine and the barman says

    "You can't leave that lying here!"

    The guy says "It's not a Lion, it's a Giraffe".
    one for when the ale sets in

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      #3
      2 condoms walk past a gay bar.

      one says to the other,

      "should we go in there and get **** faced?"
      in january we were doomed.

      in august we will rise from the ashes of ****e and march on again

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        #4
        OUCH, it was an iron bar

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