3 random ones

[Aza]

A couple of bitters come walking out of the divorce court, the ex-wife is crying her heart out.
Her ex-husband says ' Oh for ****'s sake stop crying, you're still my sister'


Wife say's to husband, 'Doctor says I have the tits and ass of an 18 year old'
Husband says 'What about your 40 year old c--t?'
Wife says ' We didn't mention you'


My ex wife asked what reincarnation is.
I explained, when you die you come back as something else.
She said she wanted to come back as a pig.
I said, 'You're not ****ing listening!!!!!'

[Sisterstiffticket]

pmsl...not listening!

[Johnny]

> A Cow's Tail
>
> A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two
> black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
>
> Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'
>
> 'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
> difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
>
> We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of
> the cows had something white at its rear end.'
>
> 'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball
> with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's
> fanny.
>
> Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks
> like yours!''
>
> 'I don't remember much after that'

[Johnny]

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[Dessy]

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