Visited a museum in Dublin. The dinosaur bones were facinating and I said to the guide,
"How old are they"
"They're 8,000,002 years old" he said.
"Eight million and TWO" says I "How can you be so precise"
"Well" he says, "They were eight million years old when I came here and I been here for two years"
I'll get me goat!
"How old are they"
"They're 8,000,002 years old" he said.
"Eight million and TWO" says I "How can you be so precise"
"Well" he says, "They were eight million years old when I came here and I been here for two years"
I'll get me goat!

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