Andriy Voronin goes into Burger King and asks for two whoppers.
The girl behind the counter says "You're good looking and you're first touch is great."
The girl behind the counter says "You're good looking and you're first touch is great."
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if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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Tufty goes to burger king and asks for 2 whoppers.
the girl behind the counter says "your opinion is valued and your jokes are great"
sorry dude but just proving that joke can be rehashed for anything and is far too oftenin january we were doomed.
in august we will rise from the ashes of ****e and march on again -
tufty shuffles back into his cave, a shattered man
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if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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at least some of us bother to post jokes not just read them then take the piss
ok some are **** or others have heard them before but thats a chance you take
SO **** RIGHT OFF !!
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if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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*Red Matt hides from tufty's handbag*Originally posted by tufty View Postin january we were doomed.
in august we will rise from the ashes of ****e and march on againComment
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Tufty calm the **** down mate!
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Tufty, I laughed
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Yeah - leave Tufty the **** alone!
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