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    #1

    paddys wife

    was ready to give birth and was rushed to hospital

    on arrival the nurse asks "how dilated is she?"



    paddy replies

    "oh jaysus




    we,re both over the ****in moon"
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    #2
    "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

    "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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      #3
      ha ha ha ****ing brilliant
      in january we were doomed.

      in august we will rise from the ashes of ****e and march on again

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        #4
        dont get it..

        explain...
        "Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. Im not the thief who grabs your purse. Im not the guy who jacks your car. Im not down with the people who steal and hurt others. Im just a brother who fight back."
        Tupac

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          #5
          dilated it an Irish accent could sound like delighted
          Justice for the 96

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            #6
            double post deleted
            Justice for the 96

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              #7
              Originally posted by cadmium View Post
              dilated it an Irish accent could sound like delighted
              And marky is Irish btw.

              Elvoz, please tell me why you use the , instead of the ' ???

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                #8
                Originally posted by fredo View Post
                And marky is Irish btw.
                I thought he was
                Justice for the 96

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                  #9


                  great joke that !!



                  Keep this quiet
                  if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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                    #10
                    Originally posted by tufty View Post


                    great joke that !!

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                      #11
                      Oh the man is a midfield maestro
                      and his passes are sooo delightful
                      everyone wants to know
                      Alonso Alonso Alonso

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