when somebody is cold or scared "He is shakin like a ****tin dog"
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Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
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"I'm as busy as a homosexual bee in a field full of pansies."
"He's black as the ace of coal miners."Comment
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"sweating like a pedo at a wiggles concert"
always goes down well"These stories have as much relation to the truth as an egg to a chestnut." - Racing Santander President Francisco PerniaComment
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Cheers
Subby
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Said in Liverpool regarding an ugly woman: "She'd scare a ****in' police horse!"I have one word to offer - honesty. I couldn't be devious if I tried. Joe Fagan.Comment
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He is hung like a babies arm holding an orangeThose that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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used to use "he's flappin like a cock in a shirt sleeve""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Cock like a baggage handlers arm"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Flat as a kippers dick (particularly low quality baps)"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Almost forgot these two pearls
"Cunt like a butchers dustbin" and "fanny like a wallpaper hangers bucket""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Arse like a boarding house tap ( an intermittent supply of rusty water)"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Excuse me you cunt, can you pass the salt?Comment
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a face like a...
well slapped arse
half disolved disprin
a bulldog chewing a waspCheers
Subby
www.lewcose.com Diabetes technology to make life easier
www.subbytech.com - Use your "est" discount code to get 15% off everything in the store too
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ours is a face like a well smashed crab"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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