Un PC sayings

[Leyton388]

My Grandad use to say he was Sweating like a Jew in a betting shop

[Leyton388]

YOU ****ING MANC ****S!!!!!!! CANT GET MUCH MORE un PC THAN THAT

[NIred1]

Another of my faves..."Im as confused as 50 blind lesbians in a fish market"

That is awesome.

[the rev leeroy brown]

It's politically incorrect to say "Un-PC"

the worlds gone mad. even political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk.

[Red Chilli]

The stupidest thing I heard today is someone getting a ticking off for ordering "A full English breakfast" in an english airport (granted it was down south ).

Apparently you have to ask for "a Traditional breakfast". ****ing ridiculous

[Aza]

You can't even ask for a black coffee; you have to ask for a non-white coffee

Guess who asked for a non-black coffee

Fkin tossers haven't even asked the black/Asian community if 'black coffee' is an offensive term.

The lads I work (both black and Asian) with ptsl about things like this

[Laz]

I agree, bizarre. What if someone from Mexico landed at that airport and asked for a "traditional breakfast"? They'd get a full english and say "That's not what I usually have at home!"

And by asking for a black coffee you're not making a preference to it's country of origination. We'll soon be stopped from asking for "two straight scotch" for fear of upsetting homosexual Scottish monopeds!

Back to the terms, the other week a friend said that he was going to "roll out the barrel tonight". Apparently he was on about taking his rather full-figured girlfriend out on the town.

[Nicey]

You can't even ask for a black coffee; you have to ask for a non-white coffee

Guess who asked for a non-black coffee

Fkin tossers haven't even asked the black/Asian community if 'black coffee' is an offensive term.

The lads I work (both black and Asian) with ptsl about things like this

Your ****ting me right .. thats mental ...

[Nicey]

This thread is ****ing hilarious

[Fan65]

Almost forgot these two pearls

"Cunt like a butchers dustbin" and "fanny like a wallpaper hangers bucket"

and


"like a badly packed kebab"

[kev776]

a face like a blind cobblers thumb

[badpiggy]

gee like a horses collar

[tufty]

face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

fanny like a closing time donna

[Leyton388]

She smells like a sardeans *****

[Leyton388]

From the seminal tv comedy 'The Young Ones'

Policeman in dark sunglasses approaches a white man ringing a door bell...

" Oi Mr darky coon man, that's white mans electricity your wasting