Im particularly fond of the term "beaten like a ginger stepson"
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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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Isnt that supposed to be "I have a cock like a blind cobblers thumb" insinuating a large swollen throbber?Originally posted by kev776 View Post"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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I also like the Irish saying about somebody having a large cock. "ya could beat a donkey out of a bog with it so ye could""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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also descriptive of fat birds. "She's a keen avoider of leaf vegetables""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Reap....you are the WORST!
"I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"
"of all the seasons...of ALL the bloody seasons...
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How about PEGOOMHS?
PTP gets this a lot
Post Ejaculatory Get Out Of My House Syndrome"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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One for my mate Tufty..
Hung like Jeremy Beadles thumb
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Originally posted by The Reaper View PostOne for my mate Tufty..
Hung like Jeremy Beadles thumb
you wouldn't like it on the end of your nose as a ****in wart !!
mornin mate
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if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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I just found another one that made me wee a little bit..
A fanny like Noddy Holders sideburns
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Fanny like a donkey's yawn.
Slacker than a wizards sleeve.
Pissflaps like John Wayne's saddlebags.Comment
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Face like a witch doctors rattle
Fanny like Bin Ladens beard"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Face like a lodgerhouse cat.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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a fanny like Terry Waites allotment
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if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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Better still a cunt like Mr Trebus's yard
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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face like a Bombay money lender
Keep this quiet
if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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