one of the best I ever heard was, on seeing the rather unkept underarms of a woman
it looks like she's got Don King in a head lock
it looks like she's got Don King in a head lock
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Keep this quiet
if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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Heard a variation Tina Turner in a headlock but still good
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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Like throwing a sausage down a hallway is one of my fave's."My commitment to Liverpool is 100 per cent. I would die for that Liverpool shirt. I think the club loves me and I feel the same, no matter what the situation." - Pepe Reina, Nov '09.Comment
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Prefer "I felt like the last hot dog in the tin""Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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remember a mate tellin a story of a bush pig he took home one night..
anyways the next day the usual craic starts
did you ride it etc..
"**** sakes boys - whipped the kacks off it, a disgrace a pure ****in mess. not joking lads - don king sideburns goatie the ****in lot. disgusting, il never forget the sight of it"
one the other lads " you didnt **** it did you"
"dont ****in remind me" he says
"Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.
"Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."
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My mate once described the particularly hairy rear view of a ginner he boned the previous night:
"**** me when she turned round and presented she had an arse like Basil Brush"
I dropped my ****in pint"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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"Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.
"Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."Comment
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Fanny like a boxers eye refers to a particularly well kept and juicy lookin one
Last edited by Reaper; 29-09-08, 03:13 PM."Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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a face like a robber's dog.Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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I prefer a fanny like a decorator's wallpaper bucket!Originally posted by tufty View Post
Not that i prefer it of course... just the saying
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Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.Comment
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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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a fanny like a busted hedgehog is another good one"Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.
"Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."Comment
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Originally posted by kev776 View Post
Always heard my uncle say he had a 'Black man's pinch' meaning a blood blisterComment
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In relation to felattio
"She went to it like a dog to a plate of hot chips"
I'm reliably informed that I nicked that off VizReally?Comment
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