how about.. A fanny like Tom Thumbs arsehole
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"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
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I heard a similar one, it was "plasterer's radio"Originally posted by Bob View PostI prefer a fanny like a decorator's wallpaper bucket!
Not that i prefer it of course... just the saying
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Biddy Fiddler is a good one"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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mY STOMACH ACHES FROM READING THESE. bRILLIANT LADS AND THANKS, ESPECIALLY AS A yID! oOH, jEWISH HOLIDAY TOMORROW."I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"
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Heard a ****in class one on Saturday in Club.
Was yakkin with some the old fellas at the bar, and we gets onto the subject of a party the previous night that a few of them had attended at another hostelry, free grub etc..
One of the fellas (older than the rest) says he feels rotten ill and that the beer there was ****in awful, the Guinness had a head on it like flat bitter apparently.
Anyway he backs this up with this pearler:
"You know you have a few bad pints when ya have a ****e the following morning.. Im tellin you lads.. I went this morning, As soon as I sat down it was like a load of old shoes falling out of a loft"
I spat beer all over the place, I was in ****in tatters
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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ha haaaaaaaa
Cheers
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classic
Keep this quiet
if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p
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Tufty man I couldnt talk for about five or ten minutes afterward because everytime I tried to I thought about the line again and couldnt help but laugh.
The old fella didnt think it was half as funny as what I did and told me to stop being a soft cunt
"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."
And like that… he's goneComment
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A face like Rio Ferdinand'sComment
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Polymetal Allooyy
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