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    The Ventriloquist ............

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas ..
    With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond woman
    in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

    "I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
    What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
    It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and
    from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
    against not only blonds, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"

    The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blond yells,

    "You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your lap."

    #2
    in january we were doomed.

    in august we will rise from the ashes of ****e and march on again

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      #3
      The best blonde joke I ever heard!" Brilliant
      "I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"



      "of all the seasons...of ALL the bloody seasons...

      www.disclosureproject.org

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        #4
        Cheers mate

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