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    Cheltenham Races

    A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers,
    went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about
    thoroughbred horses.



    When it was time to take the children to the toilet, it was decided that
    the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.


    The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet
    when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach
    the urinal.




    Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
    began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their willies to direct
    the flow away from their clothes.




    As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually
    well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,
    'You must be in year four.'




    'No, madam,' he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15.'

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    pmsl...
    "I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"



    "of all the seasons...of ALL the bloody seasons...

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        #4

        "Through me the way into the suffering city,
        Through me the way to the eternal pain,
        Through me the way that runs among the lost.
        Justice urged on my high artificer;
        My maker was divine authority,
        The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
        Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
        And I endure eternally.
        Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


        And like that… he's gone

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          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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