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    One day an African chief is walking around his village when he is horrified to see a little white child playing in one of the huts
    As the only male allowed to father children within his tribe, he is livid

    He immediately summons for the British missionary who lives amongst them to be brought to his hut

    " You make baby with one of chiefs woman, you must die !! "

    The missionary pleads for his life

    " No chief you've got it all wrong, its just natures way. Look over there in the field. Theres hundreds of white goats but just the one black goat "

    the chief looks across to the field, pauses for a moment and then says

    " ok, you no tell, I no tell "



    Keep this quiet
    if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p



    #2
    good one
    Jürgen Klopp

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      #3
      not bad tufty
      "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

      "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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