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    Gay jokes

    Three guys go to see a witch doctor about their problems.

    One has a smoking problem, one is an alcholic and one is gay but wants to change.

    The docter puts a curse on them that if any of them indulge their habits again they will die.

    Two days later the alcholic dies because he gave in and had to drink.

    The next day the gay guy and the smoker are walking down the street together. The smoker sees a cigarette lying and the ground and stops to stare at ir.

    The gay guy looked at him and said "if you bend over and pick that up we are both ****ed"
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    #2
    i own everton fans on the internet....that's what i do

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      #3
      "The main thing wrong with this site is I haven't banned enough people yet, despite having acquired banning powers. I shall be putting this right in the next couple of days. If you haven't yet been banned, you soon will be." - Neil Young

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        #4
        flmao

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          #5
          Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank?

          They caught him drinking on the job

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            #6
            Two gay guys are going at it. After they finish, one turns to the other and says "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything." So his boyfriends puts his finger in his ass and feels around. "I don't feel anything",the boyfriend says. So the first guy says, "No deeper...I'm sure I feel something".

            So the boyfriend put his hand in the guys ass and feels around. "I'm telling you there is nothing there" says the boyfriend. "No really", the guys says, "I can feel it, look deeper." So the boyfriend puts his whole arm in the guys ass and is feeling around when he touches something.

            "Hey, I found something,"says the boyfriend. "Well take it out," says the guy. The boyfriend pulls his hand out of the guys ass, looks at it and see's it is a Rolex. The guy starts singing, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you......"

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                #8
                Did anyone hear the one about the gay cowboy who rode into town and shot up the sherriff?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dessy View Post
                  Did anyone hear the one about the gay cowboy who rode into town and shot up the sherriff?
                  He wore dreadlocks, smoke a lot of weed and spoke of 'Jah mother****er'?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dessy View Post
                    Did anyone hear the one about the gay cowboy who rode into town and shot up the sherriff?
                    no but I heard the one about the two gay cowboys

                    one says

                    " Y'up "

                    and the other says

                    " Y'ep "



                    Keep this quiet
                    if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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                      #11
                      2 Scottish gays, Ben doon and Phil McCreviss
                      Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                      Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                        #12
                        2 Irish gays, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn
                        Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                        Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                          #13
                          2 English gays, Phil and Gary Neville.
                          Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                          Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                            #14
                            or the two gay ghosts who put the willies up each other



                            Keep this quiet
                            if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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                              #15
                              this thread is sinkin fast
                              "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                              Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                              Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                              Justice urged on my high artificer;
                              My maker was divine authority,
                              The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                              Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                              And I endure eternally.
                              Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                              And like that… he's gone

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