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    #16
    do you rent or own?

    what?

    those wings you angel

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      #17
      It's 3 o'clock in the morning, disco is about to close, you are horny as hell, what do you do?

      You walk over to a girl, look her in the eye and say:




























      You'll do.

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        #18
        Hey babe, would you let me be your derivative,....

        .... so I can ly tangential to your curves
        http://www.redfm.ie/behindthemic/victor.html

        http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4311865842

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          #19
          Your first link isn't working, Victor

          http://www.redfm.ie/behindthemic/victor.html

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            #20
            Originally posted by pondus View Post
            Your first link isn't working, Victor

            http://www.redfm.ie/behindthemic/victor.html

            Aw sorry dude, I'll get onto my technical adviser to fix it- but remember all you corkonians- if you want to listen to the show, where your opinion counts, tune into 106fm, 9-12, sunday to thursdays.
            http://www.redfm.ie/behindthemic/victor.html

            http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4311865842

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              #21
              Originally posted by victor barry View Post
              Hey babe, would you let me be your derivative,....

              .... so I can ly tangential to your curves

              Are you a virgin ?
              Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
              Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                #22
                Originally posted by kev776 View Post
                Are you a virgin ?

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                  #23
                  hows yer belly for a lodger
                  "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

                  "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by kev776 View Post
                    Are you a virgin ?
                    Works for both genders btw.

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                      #25
                      Hello, my names Bartholomew, what's yours.

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                        #26
                        male: your going to get laid tonight

                        female: how do you know? are you psychic?

                        male: no, just stronger than you
                        in january we were doomed.

                        in august we will rise from the ashes of ****e and march on again

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by victor barry View Post
                          Hey babe, would you let me be your derivative,....

                          .... so I can ly tangential to your curves
                          hahaha
                          Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by Red Matt View Post
                            male: your going to get laid tonight

                            female: how do you know? are you psychic?

                            male: no, just stronger than you
                            Oh dear, bit close to the bone that one

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