NSFW = Bizarre sex toys

[Subby]

[Reaper]

[Subby]

heh heh

[Laz]

I think I saw Doctor Who fight one of those!


The following fits vaguely into this category. You can buy them online too!



A note from the site creator:

"I started making female latex masks on my own beginning in 1996 because I couldn't find any for sale that I liked. Then someone asked, "Hey, can you sell me one?" and suddenly I was in the mask business!"

[mchaggis]

I think I saw Doctor Who fight one of those!


The following fits vaguely into this category. You can buy them online too!



A note from the site creator:

"I started making female latex masks on my own beginning in 1996 because I couldn't find any for sale that I liked. Then someone asked, "Hey, can you sell me one?" and suddenly I was in the mask business!"

some women probs look better that way

[Darth Marty]

Where do you buy the 1st one?


umm, for a friend............

[Subby]

right click on the pic and go to properties then look for the URL of the pic


.......price them will ya

[Guest]

Branlettes espagnoles.

[Laz]

Ok, I've found a 'Top 25 Wierd Sex Toy' page. It was emailed to me ages ago. 'onest guv.

For example:

Straight in at number 21 is the Baby Jesus Butt Plug!





Holding it's own for a second week at Number 4: (worryingly I can imagine Bruno Brookes presenting this)



To see the rest click here > Full Countdown

If any of you buy any of this stuff, don't forget to mention where you heard about it.

[Johnny]

right click on the pic and go to properties then look for the URL of the pic


.......price them will ya

How much did it cost you eamonns friend???

[Sisterstiffticket]

Whoooooaaahhh!

Let's rewind and reflect, shall we!

Your wife is out with the girls. The kids are at their grans and you can't wait to open your new 'toy'
Your hands shake as you remove it from the brown paper wrapping and the excitement hits you when you see the snazzy box etc.
Out it comes, and you put it on. Off you go to the bedroom with all your fantasies running through your head and just as you get there you catch a glimps of yourself in the mirror.
Now, isn't this the point where you think...Hang on. Perhaps I'd prefer a nice cup of tea and a chocolate digestive.

[Sisterstiffticket]

Some of the others...**** me. One of the comments, in a serious tone was..."The cone may look and odd thing but it sure gets the job done"
Brilliant.
And the foot....with a fanny under it.

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/sextoys/feet.jpg

Lets face ot...just a hole would have done. Do you think that if you are sitting there/standing there ****ing the heel of a rubber foot you're going to think, "Mmmmm, I could really have done with a plastic clitoris at this point!"