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    Blonde and losing the load

    As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up alongside.



    She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door The trucker lowers the window, and she says,



    'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load.'



    The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up.



    She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.



    Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,



    'Hi, my name is Sharon, and you are losing some of your load!' Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.



    At the third red light, the same thing happens again..



    All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door.



    The trucker lowers the window.



    Again she says, 'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load!'



    When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light.



    when he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.



    He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says



    'Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a f**king gritter!'

    #2
    Good one.
    "My commitment to Liverpool is 100 per cent. I would die for that Liverpool shirt. I think the club loves me and I feel the same, no matter what the situation." - Pepe Reina, Nov '09.

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      #3
      kevin...

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        #4
        Was expecting something cruder.
        Like blood on iron

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          #5
          the ****s a gritter?
          "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

          "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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            #6
            Originally posted by Harveybirdman View Post
            the ****s a gritter?
            "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

            "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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              #7
              Originally posted by Harveybirdman View Post
              the ****s a gritter?
              Big wagon that drops grit down on the roads when it's icy. You probably don't need them over there you jammy ****er.
              "My commitment to Liverpool is 100 per cent. I would die for that Liverpool shirt. I think the club loves me and I feel the same, no matter what the situation." - Pepe Reina, Nov '09.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Harveybirdman View Post
                the ****s a gritter?

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                'Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.'

                Bill Shankly.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Harveybirdman View Post
                  the ****s a gritter?
                  FLMAO
                  Like blood on iron

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Harveybirdman View Post
                    the ****s a gritter?
                    A Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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