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    The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye.
    "Just Released: New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now!"
    Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.

    "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised
    in the window." "Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."

    The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognised none of those." "I'm sorry sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth, I can let you have another 10 minutes." The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.

    Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it," he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"
    "I'm terribly sorry, sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes."
    Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth.

    Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated. "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP." .
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    "I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant. "I've just realised I was playing you the bee side."

    #2
    Oh **** off

    Sad to say, but I didn't see that coming

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      #3
      Originally posted by Aza View Post
      Oh **** off
      Seconded.
      "My commitment to Liverpool is 100 per cent. I would die for that Liverpool shirt. I think the club loves me and I feel the same, no matter what the situation." - Pepe Reina, Nov '09.

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        #4
        Well I liked it...

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            #6
            I like it :-)
            'and boy could he play!.

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              #7
              typical, I've had that one for ages but didn't dare post it



              prefer the one about the fella who goes into the pet shop and asks for a wasp

              " We don't sell wasps I'm sorry "

              " Well you've got one in the window !! "




              Keep this quiet
              if you carefully grind off the edges of a 50p coin you can use it as a 10p


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