A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San
> Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck
> had broken down.
>
> The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going
> to San Diego ?"
>
> "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
>
> "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours
> fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two
> chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the
> San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I
> don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you
> possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you
> $100 for your trouble."
>
> "I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
>
> So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat
> of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their
> seat belts. Off they went.
>
> Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through
> the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was
> horrified!!
>
> There was the blonde walking down the street and
> holding hands with the two chimps, much to the
> amusement of a big crowd.
>
> With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and
> ran over to the blonde.
>
> What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I
> gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
>
> "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had
> money left over---so now we're going to Sea World ."
> Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck
> had broken down.
>
> The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going
> to San Diego ?"
>
> "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
>
> "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours
> fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two
> chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the
> San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I
> don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you
> possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you
> $100 for your trouble."
>
> "I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
>
> So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat
> of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their
> seat belts. Off they went.
>
> Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through
> the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was
> horrified!!
>
> There was the blonde walking down the street and
> holding hands with the two chimps, much to the
> amusement of a big crowd.
>
> With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and
> ran over to the blonde.
>
> What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I
> gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
>
> "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had
> money left over---so now we're going to Sea World ."
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