A man with a very small dick decides he should go to a doctor to see about enlarging it. "You have to help," he begs the doctor, showing him his three inch penis. The doctor immediately prescribes him pills but cautions, "You should only take one a day."
So the fellow goes home and takes one and finds that nothing has happened the next day. Not even a tingley feeling or sensation of growth, so he takes two with still no luck. So he ups the dosage again until, at the end of the week, he’s taken twelve. The next morning he wakes to find that his dick has grown rather long and he has to loop it around his leg, because of its length. When he goes to the doctor, he begs, "You have to help me, I took too many and how I’m too long." The doctor again prescribed him medicine and told him, "Only take one a day."
The guy ies out, "But you don’t understand, I have to have this taken care of NOW! I’m going out with my girlfriend to a football game!" So, again the doctor looked at him, then suggested, "Why not paint your dick the school’s team colors and wrap it around your neck like a scarf? It’s certainly chilly enough outside." The suggestion seems perfect enough that he immediately goes to purchase cans of paint. That evening, his girlfriend and he attend the event, the dick wrapped easily around his throat, and no one is the wiser. During the football game, she clings to his scarf and tugs at it every time there’s a touch down. Well, she tugs so much that he loses control and suddenly someone yells from behind them, "OKAY! Who’s the wise guy throwing yogurt?"
So the fellow goes home and takes one and finds that nothing has happened the next day. Not even a tingley feeling or sensation of growth, so he takes two with still no luck. So he ups the dosage again until, at the end of the week, he’s taken twelve. The next morning he wakes to find that his dick has grown rather long and he has to loop it around his leg, because of its length. When he goes to the doctor, he begs, "You have to help me, I took too many and how I’m too long." The doctor again prescribed him medicine and told him, "Only take one a day."
The guy ies out, "But you don’t understand, I have to have this taken care of NOW! I’m going out with my girlfriend to a football game!" So, again the doctor looked at him, then suggested, "Why not paint your dick the school’s team colors and wrap it around your neck like a scarf? It’s certainly chilly enough outside." The suggestion seems perfect enough that he immediately goes to purchase cans of paint. That evening, his girlfriend and he attend the event, the dick wrapped easily around his throat, and no one is the wiser. During the football game, she clings to his scarf and tugs at it every time there’s a touch down. Well, she tugs so much that he loses control and suddenly someone yells from behind them, "OKAY! Who’s the wise guy throwing yogurt?"
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