a driver gets stopped for speeding

Elvoz

Baron Münchhausen

Join Date: Mar 2008

Posts: 4634
#1

a driver gets stopped for speeding

09-10-08, 09:53 PM

the copper asks him for his occupation

"a rectum stretcher"

"what the ****s that " asks the copper

the driver says well you put your first finger in , then your 2nd , then your hand etc until its 6 foot wide

"what the **** do you do with a 6 ft arsehole ?"

"well" says the driver

"give it a uniform and a ****in speed gun"
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wiw

Paisley

Join Date: Aug 2006

Posts: 21200
#2

09-10-08, 10:37 PM

must..resist..urge..to post..goatse...

Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge
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Reaper

Jerry Sadowitz

Join Date: Jan 2008

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#3

09-10-08, 11:31 PM

How tall are you elvoz?

"Through me the way into the suffering city,
Through me the way to the eternal pain,
Through me the way that runs among the lost.
Justice urged on my high artificer;
My maker was divine authority,
The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
And I endure eternally.
Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."

And like that… he's gone
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Elvoz

Baron Münchhausen

Join Date: Mar 2008

Posts: 4634
#4

10-10-08, 07:19 AM

Originally posted by The Reaper View Post

How tall are you elvoz?

6,4
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