A young teacher has a very disruptive class of children and is dreading the inspectors visit as they are bound to show her up
She tells her boyfriend, an electrician, about her concerns.
He tells her not to worry as he has an idea
Later that night they sneak into the school and he fits a metal spike under each childs chair, each of which can be controlled from a panel on the teachers desk
The next day the teacher comes into the classroom and notices the inspector sat at the back with pen and paper ready to take notes of her performance
" Good morning Children, first lesson today is Religious Studies. Who died on the cross for us ? "
she quickly presses button 8 and little Billy jumps out of his chair
" JESUS CHRIST !! "
" Well done Billy " she smiles to herself watching as the inspector seems very impressed
" Who was found in the bullrushes ? "
she quickly presses button 3 and young Mary shoots up out of her chair
" HOLY MOSES !! "
" Excellent Mary, thank you " again she's delighted with the results of her boyfriends work
" Now Johnny, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam in the garden of Eden ? "
Little Johnnys twigged whats going on and he's not impressed, he jumps up and shouts
" YOU'RE NOT STICKING THAT ****ING THING UP MY ARSE !! "
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She tells her boyfriend, an electrician, about her concerns.
He tells her not to worry as he has an idea
Later that night they sneak into the school and he fits a metal spike under each childs chair, each of which can be controlled from a panel on the teachers desk
The next day the teacher comes into the classroom and notices the inspector sat at the back with pen and paper ready to take notes of her performance
" Good morning Children, first lesson today is Religious Studies. Who died on the cross for us ? "
she quickly presses button 8 and little Billy jumps out of his chair
" JESUS CHRIST !! "
" Well done Billy " she smiles to herself watching as the inspector seems very impressed
" Who was found in the bullrushes ? "
she quickly presses button 3 and young Mary shoots up out of her chair
" HOLY MOSES !! "
" Excellent Mary, thank you " again she's delighted with the results of her boyfriends work
" Now Johnny, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam in the garden of Eden ? "
Little Johnnys twigged whats going on and he's not impressed, he jumps up and shouts
" YOU'RE NOT STICKING THAT ****ING THING UP MY ARSE !! "
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