Diet

[checkpoint]

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.

The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

[Fubar]

a man goes to the doctors complaining that everything sounds muffled to him. after a quick examination, the doctor has removed part of a strawberry, some custard and several hundreds and thousands from the mans ear and tells him........

"you were a trifle deaf!!!!!




*gets coat*

[tufty]

a man walks into the doctors,
" Hello Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up his arse "
Doc replies
" I've got some cream for that "

[Red Chilli]

Top notch medical practise

[Elvoz]

doctors assistant walks into the docs and says

"there,s a man outside says he thinks he is invisible"

doc says

"tell him i cant see him"

[MrsB]

a man walks into the doctors,
" Hello Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up his arse "
Doc replies
" I've got some cream for that "

Why does this joke remind me of Fredo?