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    Jazz joke

    What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?

    A rock guitarist plays three chords to audiences of thousands of people.
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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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    *muso high five*
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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      #3
      Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post


      *muso high five*


      I was thinking this joke would have an audience of about three people and that you were one of them.

      *muso high five*
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      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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        #4
        holy **** I get it
        Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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          #5
          Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
          What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?

          A rock guitarist plays three chords to audiences of thousands of people.
          Took me a minute
          Like blood on iron

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            #6
            Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post


            *muso high five*
            Originally posted by wiw View Post
            holy **** I get it
            Originally posted by Red_Polo View Post
            Took me a minute
            Looks like I was right.
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            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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              #7
              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                #8
                Oh yeah.............!

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                  #9
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                    #10
                    Love it Neil...especially coming from a 'wobblyhead' perspective myself!
                    "I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"



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