a family is driving

[Elvoz]

behind an ann summers delivery lorry when a large dildo flies out and hits their car windscreen

to hide her embarassment the mother says to the children

"that was a big insect"

to which the 7 year old replies


"im surprised it could fly with a cock that size!"

[Elvoz]

a mother is cleaning her teenage

daughters bedroom when she finds a bondage magazine hidden under the bed

she shows the magazine to her husband
"what should i do?" asks the woman as her husband flicks thro the magazine

hubby replies

"well i dont think spanking her is going to help"

[Sisterstiffticket]

Two crackers elvos...(One for each point we have, I know).
I especially love the first one.

[Stanbull]

behind an ann summers delivery lorry when a large dildo flies out and hits their car windscreen

to hide her embarassment the mother says to the children

"that was a big insect"

to which the 7 year old replies


"im surprised it could fly with a cock that size!"

About as old as me mate

[Tee]

Both of them.