a dwarf pulls in a bar

Elvoz

Baron Münchhausen

Join Date: Mar 2008

Posts: 4634
#1

a dwarf pulls in a bar

24-10-08, 10:52 AM

and tells the bird he can give her the ride of her life

curious - she goes home with him and before she knows it she,s lying on the bed screaming in ecstasy

she says to him

"your right your amazing - that was incredible"

the dwarf replies

"thats **** all love

wait til i get the other leg in"
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dave edwards

Benitez

Join Date: Feb 2008

Posts: 602
#2

24-10-08, 12:51 PM

"The main thing wrong with this site is I haven't banned enough people yet, despite having acquired banning powers. I shall be putting this right in the next couple of days. If you haven't yet been banned, you soon will be." - Neil Young
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Bob

Paul Burrell

Join Date: Jul 2006

Posts: 12122
#3

24-10-08, 03:07 PM

No laughing matter. A well-known, likeable dwarf was pick-pocketed in town yesterday.

How could anyone stoop so low. grr::

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Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.
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