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    #31
    this joke is going slow...
    Cheers

    Subby

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      #32
      Originally posted by Fan65 View Post
      On a similar theme...

      Ken Dodd died
      *cough*


      did he??
      Cheers

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        #33
        Originally posted by Subby View Post
        *cough*


        did he??
        No...Doddy !!!!

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          #34
          Originally posted by Fan65 View Post
          No...Doddy !!!!
          His name isn't Ken Doddy though...
          "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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            #35
            Originally posted by looprevil View Post
            His name isn't Ken Doddy though...
            And he isn't dead.

            The story just doesn't stand up which is ironic given he was a comedian.
            .
            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



            May the Lord bless this post.

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              #36
              I'm going to see Ken Dodd next week you'll all be fascinated to hear
              Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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                #37
                Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                And he isn't dead.

                The story just doesn't stand up which is ironic given he was a comedian.
                " Ken Dodd died"
                " Diddy ? "
                " No..Doddy"


                Hmmm maybe you're right

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Fan65 View Post
                  " Ken Dodd died"
                  " Diddy ? "
                  " No..Doddy"


                  Hmmm maybe you're right


                  I hope so otherwise wiw's going to have a pretty quiet evening next week.
                  .
                  Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                  May the Lord bless this post.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Neil Young View Post


                    I hope so otherwise wiw's going to have a pretty quiet evening next week.
                    He can always get up on stage and see how the original Slater/Witherknife joke goes down with the punters.
                    "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                      #40
                      I'm going to see Ken Dodd as well. Where are you sitting?

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by razortoddy View Post
                        I'm going to see Ken Dodd as well. Where are you sitting?
                        Not sure yet...let's decide when we get there
                        Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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                          #42
                          Originally posted by looprevil View Post
                          He can always get up on stage and see how the original Slater/Witherknife joke goes down with the punters.

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by razortoddy View Post
                            I'm going to see Ken Dodd as well. Where are you sitting?
                            ****...this is getting weirder than Seans montage of Warren!
                            "I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"



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                              #44
                              Originally posted by razortoddy View Post
                              I'm going to see Ken Dodd as well. Where are you sitting?
                              I thought I'd use my arse but if you have any other suggestions I'd certainly be happy to reconsider.
                              "I am a constant source of entertainment to myself"



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                                #45
                                Originally posted by Sisterstiffticket View Post
                                I thought I'd use my arse but if you have any other suggestions I'd certainly be happy to reconsider.
                                How many times in your life have you uttered that sentence then mate?
                                "Through me the way into the suffering city,
                                Through me the way to the eternal pain,
                                Through me the way that runs among the lost.
                                Justice urged on my high artificer;
                                My maker was divine authority,
                                The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
                                Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
                                And I endure eternally.
                                Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


                                And like that… he's gone

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