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    Two mexicans

    Two Mexicans are lost in the desert. They see a tree in the distance.
    As they get nearer they see its draped with rasher upon rasher of juicy bacon.

    "Hey Pepe", says the first man. "Ees a bacon tree, we're saved!"

    Then he runs to the tree but is gunned down in a hail of bullets.

    "What happened?" shouts Pepe.

    With his last breath, his friend shouts "Run amigo, ees not a bacon tree.



















    Ees a ham bush."




    Its already on, and the cab should be shortly
    I saw a dead fish on the pavement and thought "what did you expect?"
    There's no water round here stupid, should have stayed where it was wet
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    Whoever tortilla that joke deserves to be hambushed too.
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    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



    May the Lord bless this post.

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      At the joke, the departing line and Mr Youngs riposte.
      "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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        #4
        Never heard that one before!!!!!!!!11
        Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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          #5
          It's a technically perfect joke. Lovely stuff.
          https://www.needlesandgrooves.com/

          https://twitter.com/NeedlesNGrooves

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