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    #1

    Duck walks in to a bar

    Duck walks into bar

    ''have you got any bread?''

    ''no'' said the barman ''this is a pub''

    ''got any bread?''

    ''NO''

    'got any bread?''

    ''NOOOOO!!!!!''

    ''got any bread''

    ''look'' said the barman ''any more of that and i'll nail your beak to the wall''

    ''got any nails?''

    ''NO''

    ''got any bread?''












    GoT aNy CoAtS fOr Me To GeT..

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    #2
    wtf
    "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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      #3
      I could not dig, I dared not rob:
      Therefore I lied to please the mob.
      Now all my lies are proved untrue
      And I must face the men I slew.
      What tale shall serve me here among
      Mine angry and defrauded young?

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        #4
        I get it now... ROTFLMFAO!!

        "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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          #5
          WTF? Loop bhai, help daynaa hai, please?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Ben Tover View Post
            WTF? Loop bhai, help daynaa hai, please?


            Duck keeps asking for bread, barman says no. Barman gets annoyed by repeated requests for bread and then threatens the duck with nails - duck asks him if he has got any nails. Barman says no, so duck reverts to original annoying question asking for bread knowing that the barman cannot carry out his threat as he has no nails. Made me laugh eventually.
            "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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              #7
              Originally posted by looprevil View Post


              Duck keeps asking for bread, barman says no. Barman gets annoyed by repeated requests for bread and then threatens the duck with nails - duck asks him if he has got any nails. Barman says no, so duck reverts to original annoying question asking for bread knowing that the barman cannot carry out his threat as he has no nails. Made me laugh eventually.
              The way it was told originally was far funnier. If I may say so, you really need to work on your delivery.
              .
              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



              May the Lord bless this post.

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                #8
                One of my favs
                James Philip Milner Fanclub #1

                Curtis Julian Jones Fanclub #1

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                  The way it was told originally was far funnier. If I may say so, you really need to work on your delivery.
                  I know. Clearly comedy is not my forte, unlike Tufty.
                  "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by looprevil View Post
                    I know. Clearly comedy is not my forte, unlike Tufty.
                    .
                    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                    May the Lord bless this post.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by looprevil View Post


                      Duck keeps asking for bread, barman says no. Barman gets annoyed by repeated requests for bread and then threatens the duck with nails - duck asks him if he has got any nails. Barman says no, so duck reverts to original annoying question asking for bread knowing that the barman cannot carry out his threat as he has no nails. Made me laugh eventually.
                      Shuker.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Ben Tover View Post
                        Shuker.
                        Great lob v Schmeichel.. Euro96 I think.
                        "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                          #13
                          at this whole thread.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by looprevil View Post
                            Great lob v Schmeichel.. Euro96 I think.
                            Great lob it was too. He wasn't the same for Arsenal

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                              #15
                              No means no
                              Originally posted by Gordon Brown
                              (1995)
                              "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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