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    #1

    i was in ASDA

    the other day with a full trolley

    this sweet little old lady was behind me

    all she had was a pint of milk

    so i said "is that all you,ve got love ?"

    "yes" she replies

    so i say "if i was you i,d **** off cos i,m gonna be ages"
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    #2
    Originally posted by elvoz View Post
    the other day with a full trolley

    this sweet little old lady was behind me

    all she had was a pint of milk

    so i said "is that all you,ve got love ?"

    "yes" she replies

    so i say "if i was you i,d **** off cos i,m gonna be ages"
    Jack Dee 1994
    "Through me the way into the suffering city,
    Through me the way to the eternal pain,
    Through me the way that runs among the lost.
    Justice urged on my high artificer;
    My maker was divine authority,
    The highest wisdom, and the primal love.
    Before me nothing but eternal things were made,
    And I endure eternally.
    Abandon every hope, ye who enter here."


    And like that… he's gone

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      #3
      still very funny
      "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

      "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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        #4
        Is there a way to see who rated this post? Or any post? Who gave this post two stars? And why? Just curious like...


        Oh, there's a thread on this...
        Last edited by pondus; 06-11-08, 05:47 PM. Reason: stupidity

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          #5
          I missed Jack Dee's version so it was very funny for me Elvoz.
          -----------------------------------------------

          'Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.'

          Bill Shankly.

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            #6
            deadly
            #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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