A refuse collector is going along a street picking up the wheeliebins and
emptying them into his dust cart. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't
been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back of the
house, but still can't see it. So, against the rules of the refuse collector's
code but in the spirit of kindness, he knocks on the door.
There's no answer.
Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.
Eventually a Japanese bloke comes to the door.
'Harro,' says the Japanese chappie.
'Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?' asks the collector.
'I bin on toiret,' explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.
Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles
and tries again. 'No mate, where's your dust bin?'
'I dust been to toiret, I toll you!' says the Japanese man - still perplexed.
'Listen mate,' says the collector, 'you're misunderstanding me. Where's your
wheeliebin?'
'Ok. Ok,' replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, 'I wheelie bin havin'
sex wirra wife's sister...........!'
emptying them into his dust cart. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't
been left out, so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back of the
house, but still can't see it. So, against the rules of the refuse collector's
code but in the spirit of kindness, he knocks on the door.
There's no answer.
Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.
Eventually a Japanese bloke comes to the door.
'Harro,' says the Japanese chappie.
'Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?' asks the collector.
'I bin on toiret,' explains the Japanese bloke, a bit perplexed.
Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles
and tries again. 'No mate, where's your dust bin?'
'I dust been to toiret, I toll you!' says the Japanese man - still perplexed.
'Listen mate,' says the collector, 'you're misunderstanding me. Where's your
wheeliebin?'
'Ok. Ok,' replies the Japanese man with a sheepish grin, 'I wheelie bin havin'
sex wirra wife's sister...........!'
that takes me back years and years ago, when i was roughly 13 and my grandad(god bless him) told me that joke 
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